Something to ponder...

 If you yell for 8years, 7months, and 6days, U will produce enough sound energy to heat 1 cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it) If you fart consistantly for 6years and 9months, enough gas would be produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!) The human heart pumps with enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft. (OMG) A pigs orgasm lasts for 30min. (OMFG!) A cockroach can live 9 days without its head before starving to death. (CREEPY-and I'm STILL not over the pig thing!)Banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories/hr. (Don't try this at home) A praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attatched to its body. The female initiates sex by RIPPING THE MALE'S HEAD OFF! (Honey...I'm home...what the...?) A flea can jump 350x its body length. That's equal to a human jumping the entire length of a football field. Catfish have over 27000 taste buds.(Why? What the hell could be THAT tasty at the muddy bottom of a river?) Lions sometimes mate over 50x a day. (I STILL can't believe that pig-quality over quantity?) Butterflies taste with their feet. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tounge. (Hmmmmm...) Right handed ppl live an average of 9yrs longer than left handed ppl. (If you're ambidextrious do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Thinking that's a good thing) Cat urine glows under black light. (How much did the government spend figuring THAT out?) An ostriches eye is bigger than its brain. (I know ppl like that) Starfish have no brain. (I know ppl like that also!) Polar bears are left handed. (If they switched they'd live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex just for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about that pig?) Now that I got u to smile at least once, its your turn to spread the joy. (And God bless that pig!) ♥

Apathy?

                So I was thinking... This concept of not caring. Some people might call it apathy, but I'm not so sure. I personally think it's the next step in human evolution. I mean being ok with anything, just.. not giving a fuck. You know what I mean. Good things can come out of this even though I admit I'm not quite right there, I still care about a few things... a few people maybe. But everything is so fragile, it can shatter in a mare fraction of a second. I still believe that everything is irrelevant and meaningless yet human nature is hard to change, I guess conscience has a lot to do with it. I may be on the verge of insanity, constantly having these thoughts and accepting the fact that there is no point in anything and I’m thinking I should be depressed for feeling this way about things… but I’m not. I’m rather intrigued if anything. I’m not really sure how, but I believe it could unlock some great potential I’m not currently aware of. Who knows what this feeling, if I can call it that, can turn into. The only thing I can say is that I’ve never felt better, it’s that feeling you surely had at least once in your lifetime, when you feel like you know something no one else knows. A big secret that somehow makes you better than everyone else. Enlightened. It sounds crazy, I know, maybe even stupid. Judge all you want, it’s your nature to do so, but I’m telling you, once I fully understand this whole concept, I’ll be so high that nothing will ever bring me down. At the moment I’m merely taking a few steps. Baby steps, as they say. I’m in no hurry. The plan is to enjoy life the best I can.

Yes?

I just finished watching “Yes man” starring Jim Carrey. Aside from being quite a funny movie, can you imagine going through life saying yes to everything? I imagine it would open a lot of opportunities, it could very well lead to something awful but who knows, it could just as well lead to a good thing. It would certainly make life more interesting, obliterating any trace of routine. Yet as interesting as it may sound, I sincerely doubt anyone would have the courage to attempt such a thing. I would certainly like to try it sometime at least for a day, though I would need a lot of people supporting me and not letting me quit, cause let’s be honest… it’s not an easy thing to do, and it would require guts, some sort of intoxication (alcoholic or otherwise), an open mind and a friend to stick with me throughout the day not letting me quit. Fuck it! I would do it! I would fucking do it! And it would be the funniest day ever. Even if things go wrong, I’m sure we’d have a laugh by the end of the day. But as a rule I won’t have to say yes to what my friend tells me as I’m sure he would take advantage and make me do stupid and embarrassing things.

One of these days…

Friendship.

I’ve never had much love for cold people. I like to think that I’ve always surrounded myself with good people. A dying breed of decent human beings that are generally good at heart, I carefully selected and befriended with. I also like to think that I, myself, am not an evil person even if at times I act like a jackass and maybe offend some people. The truth is that I simply get bored and I like to push things a bit, just enough not to do any long term or permanent damage.

I’ve learned over the years that friendship is a hard thing to achieve. I know quite a lot of people that I may interact with on regular basis, yet I can only tag a handful of them as true friends, even though they are scattered hundreds of meters or kilometers apart, and some even in different countries striving for a better life. These are the people I can honestly say I have never, ever had a fight with. Maybe we had some minor arguments, but nothing serious, never. As a dear friend of mine once claimed, “All my friends are Gods”, and they truly are in my eyes.

To be honest I have never been the one to say these things I just wrote aloud, never cared that much for these… “corny” so-to-say statements. I always thought they were stupid, gay and childish to be honest. And they are! I don’t need to prove anything to anyone, because as the internet says “Friendship is like when you piss yourself, everyone can see it… but only you feel the warmth”. I’ve always found that statement funny, and quite accurate to tell the truth. So saying it makes no relevance.

Insomnia is never pleasant.

Funny thing about insomnia is that no matter how much you try falling asleep, unless you consciously keep your eyes closed, they stay wide open. That makes it somewhat harder to fall asleep when you must constantly focus on keeping them shut.

It’s not that I’m not tired… My eyes ache, they are bloodshot, my skin is pale, I’m mildly euphoric and I truly am sleepy, yet all my efforts have failed miserably.  I could have total silence, the most comfortable bed in the world, my eyes would find themselves staring at the ceiling.

It’s the third day in a row when I catch the sun rise and I pray I could just faint in my bed and get a good decent sleep. To make matters worse, even in regular days when I can “successfully” sleep at night, it takes more than an hour to fall asleep, time I spend reflecting on all the random events and discussions I’ve had or even imagining scenarios, mostly unrealistic. You could say I get bored waiting to dream, so I do it consciously. At times, if there is someone else with me in the room, I pretend to be asleep so that they won’t interact with me in any way and won’t interrupt my long way towards sleeping.

I know many people that fall asleep as soon as they put their head on their pillow, I would give anything to see what’s that like. I can’t achieve that even after a good spliff, or two, or three. It is quite depressing…

Well, it’s 8:49 AM and that being said, only one thing remains for me to do:

-Coffee & Cigarettes. 

Did you konw?

           Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

True story :)

           This is an actual extract from a sex education school texbook for girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK.
         
           "When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When ic comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.       
           If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's whishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite suficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.       
           Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your cloting, freshen up and apply your night=time face and hair care products.
           You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea when he awakes."