If
you yell for 8years, 7months, and 6days, U will produce enough sound energy to
heat 1 cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it) If you fart consistantly for
6years and 9months, enough gas would be produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!) The human heart pumps with enough
pressure to squirt blood 30ft. (OMG) A pigs orgasm lasts for 30min. (OMFG!) A
cockroach can live 9 days without its head before starving to death.
(CREEPY-and I'm STILL not over the pig thing!)Banging your head against the
wall uses 150 calories/hr. (Don't try this at home) A praying mantis cannot
copulate while its head is attatched to its body. The female initiates sex by
RIPPING THE MALE'S HEAD OFF! (Honey...I'm home...what the...?) A flea can jump
350x its body length. That's equal to a human jumping the entire length of a
football field. Catfish have over 27000 taste buds.(Why? What the hell could be
THAT tasty at the muddy bottom of a river?) Lions sometimes mate over 50x a
day. (I STILL can't believe that pig-quality over quantity?) Butterflies taste
with their feet. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tounge.
(Hmmmmm...) Right handed ppl live an average of 9yrs longer than left handed
ppl. (If you're ambidextrious do you split the difference?) Elephants are the
only animals that can't jump. (Thinking that's a good thing) Cat urine glows
under black light. (How much did the government spend figuring THAT out?) An
ostriches eye is bigger than its brain. (I know ppl like that) Starfish have no
brain. (I know ppl like that also!) Polar bears are left handed. (If they
switched they'd live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species
that have sex just for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know
about that pig?) Now that I got u to smile at least once, its your turn to
spread the joy. (And God bless that pig!) ♥
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